Salt — The Zoom-Zoom Princess

About Me

Hello tiny internet friends! I'm Salt, a very stripey tabby cat, born on April 1st (but I'm no fool, promise!). My full name is actually Salt, but if you whisper “Salty-poo!” I come running like a noodle.

I speak fluent “mrrrp?” and love chatting back to my daddies. If you ask me “who's a perfect angel?” I will respond, “me. obviously.”

Vital Stats

Species/Breed: Extremely deluxe tabby cat
Birthday: April 1st 🎂
Talent: Looking innocent after crimes
Occupation: Sunbeam Supervisor & Lap Warmer

Quirks & Chaos

I am fulllll of personality. Around 3:00 AM I get the ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOMIES and thunder through the house like a whole herd of tiny wild elephants. (You’re welcome, neighbors.)

I also love to hold important meetings where I talk back to my daddies about why dinner should be served again immediately.

Favorite Things

Nom-noms: I have never met a food I didn't like.
Five-Star Dining: Human restaurant food is my ✨favorite✨.
Toys: Anything that crinkles, wiggles, or dares to move.
Activity: Parkour between couch, window, and your heart.

Awards I Gave Myself

Best Side-Eye While Being Cute
Loudest Purr to Food Ratio
Fastest 0→Zoom in a Living Room

My Humans

I have the most amazing two human daddies who spoil me rotten. They are experts in chin scritches, blanket forts, and saying “okay, just one more treat.”

Also, shout-out to my Mommy (Princess Baby) and my Daddy, Bruce — I got my whisker sparkle from them ✨.